netty-swobb's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Skullfucked (Bard&FCDX collab)]

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Perfect!! Nothing less!!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... perfectly evil, i think you mean :D

[johnny's little secret]

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Who would have thought that such short lyrics would go on for 2:19, just unbelievable. When i read the lyrics and saw the length of the song i thought u must have repeated the the lyrics.

Awesome!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... i thought the same thing, when i typed it, eh? didn't seem like enough words for the song i'd been singing on my backporch. it was one of those wtf moments.

cheers man!

[your blog, my bog...]

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OMG! Haha, i thought this song was good anyway, but with that farting outro just made this perfect! I guess that shows how mature i am, haha!!

Lovin it!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

you and me both, eh? hehehe... my only regret is that i didn't make the effort to record "real" farts... then again, i'd need to borrow someone else's mic to do that XD

[lost my pants]

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Your not only a metal god, your a god at FUNNY SONGS TOO!!

That solo was AMAZING! haha!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

lol... the solo was frikkin wicked to record... i had a mile-wide grin doing it... a lot of fun.
yeah, funny songs... i get a few wtf's from the people who've got to know me as a metalhead... these are just as much fun to make, just different. Glad you liked it :D

[welcome to hell (vox = bard)]

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AWESOME!

I see this is where the metal god was born, haha!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

indeed! i'd only "met" FarCryDX a short while before, but we've had a productive musical relationship ever since.

[the yeti stole my girlfriend]

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Haha funny dude!

the contrast in your voice from your other stuff is quite big, haha! At first i thought that this wasn't you singing. I love all your silly funny songs!

5/5

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yeah... i used a lot of eq on this one to get that crusty effect... almost like singing through a telephone or something. But also, as you said... very different. It was meant to be highpitched, whiney, and gay... i think i pulled it off!

[Attack of the Killer Cucumber]

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XD, thats brilliant dude! I shat myself laughin! Lyrics are brilliant!

I'm not sure if it's just my headphones or not, but, the guitars sound like they're slightly panned to the left, kind of annoying, but yh. Still funny!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

really? don't know... i should check that out. It's been ages since i checked this out... my first project... as you can see... my skills have advanced a little bit since then (not a whole lot, though).

haha... shat yourself, you say? that's awesome!

hey, thanks a heap for listening to my gear... reckon i owe you a few! you rock :D

[Crazy Boredom!]

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HAHA! Thats AMAZIN!!

Epitaph64 responds:

The things we'll do when we're bored :P

[Bombshell]

This is great!

This is awesome. So great riffs and ideas. I love the one at 3:24.

The reason i gave a 9 instead of a 10 is because. In a few places, especially the solo, where the lead guitars didn't fit the rythem. Wrong scale? He i don't know much about guitars, but yeah, it didn't sound right.

The drums are good, but could a be a tad louder

Not much else to say, keep up the awesome work!

Zakimations responds:

I must of listened to the track a dozen times and every time I changed the volume on the drums and this is what I finally decided on.

Thanks for the great review.

[Flaws of Misanthropy]

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This is good, but very hard listen to as the kick drum is way WAY too loud. Of the riffs i could here they were awesome. Vox were kick ass too!

All that needs to be done is to turn down the kick!

Keep up the awesome work!